What In The Flying Fart Is This?!
A fart is common bodily function of gaseous human waste. We all know and love them. It is also a character in the children’s picture book Hiccups and Sneezes and Everything Else That Happens To You. AND NOW farts are flying out of our butts and exploding into the digital world. Simultaneously with the book’s release we are launching an NFT collection of 10,000 algorithmically generated Flying Farts. Like a real deal, irl stinker, these farts are 100% unique, some more rare than others. Everybody’s got their own brand.
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Claim NFTLearn: Why NFT's + How to get a Wallet
NFT's are a way to build an online community and provide identification, status, and value to the members within that community. Tokens are typically limited, providing intrinsic exclusivity (and potential financial value) to the community, but the true value of an NFT comes from the strength of the community, and the ways in which each holder benefits from membership.
In other words...it's a club. The question is: What do you get by being in the club? Is it more than just Fancy Stinkin' Pixels, or is everyone just fartin' around? Maybe a little of both.
Learn more about NFT's here:
In order to "collect" NFT's and Join communities (get in the club), you first need a Crypto Wallet. Like normal wallets, crypto wallets are meant to keep your money or assets safe, in this case, your digital currency.
To learn more about Wallets and get your own, go here.
Metamask is a recommended, widely used and secure wallet service. It's also free. Check it out.
How Does All Of This Work?
Process
1. Buy a book
2. Click on Claim NFT ^^
3. Fill out the form, including your name, order number/where you got the book and your Crypto Wallet Address.
4. If you do not have a Crypto Wallet, you must first set one up before you can receive an NFT. Learn more in the 'Education Sectoin Above".
5. Once you submit your claimform with your Wallet Address and your Order Number/Store has been verified, an NFT will be airdropped to your Wallet!
How the NFT's Work
There are a total 10,000 Unique Farts.
The first 8,000 will be given out for FREE with every book purchased.
The remaining 2,000 are avialable for purchase on the Blockchain for a value of .5 ETH ($1,100 at the time of this writing). So, either you get it for free (or $17.95 when you purchase a book) or for .5ETH. Your choice ;)
These Farts will act as admission tickets to the Hiccups and Sneezes Universe - getting you discounts, access to exclusives, and more!
How Do I Get One?
There is currently only one way to obtain the elusive Flying Farts:
1. Buy a book. Once you buy a book, you can share your Crypto Wallet Address and a Fart will be Air -dropped to that address. The first 8,000 Books purchased will all come with an NFT. After that...
2. The remaining farts will be made public and listed on the blockchain for .5 ETH. Check out the whole collection on Opensea.io
Why Do I Want One?
It's a rhetorical question, of course. We're talking about the first visualized fart the world's ever seen.
BUT
These Flying farts are more than just fancy stinkin' pixels. Ownership of a flying fart has real value as well. Our first priority is getting the book out to kids all over the world. But
1. They're cool and we all know it. Don't you want to share your farts with everyone you know - shamefree??
2. Exclusive access and discounts in the Hiccups and Sneezes Universe.
3. Early access to drops - Scream Sneezes™, for example (Coming Soon)
4. Admission to the Hiccups and Sneezes universe. We are developing a platform for kids (and adults!) to share their creatures with the world. Can you capture a video of your sneezes? Audio of your hiccups? Can you capture the sound of a fart or show off pictures of your goosebumps? We're creating a community that celebrates the body by building a space to display them. A Flying Fart NFT is the only way to participate.
5. Street Cred.
Types of Farts (and what they get ya)
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Classic Fart
Rarity: 5k. The least rare of all three - though no less precious, ofc.
Identifyer: Empty Fart Poof. Still image.
File Type: .jpg
Utility: Access, discounts, receipt of original book ownership.
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Super Fart
Rarity: 4k.
Identifyer: Fart Poof Substance. Still image.
File Type: .jpg
Utility: Access, discounts, receipt of original book ownership. More Utility in the future.
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Legendary Fart
Rarity: 1k. Ultra Rare
Identifyer: Fart Poof Substance. Moving Background.
File Type: .gif
Utility: Access, discounts, receipt of original book ownership. More Utility in the future.
